Hello H&M, I’d like to commend you on your nice plus-size swimwear shoot. In the words of Hadley Freeman:
I am a fashion columnist and it is spring and, as such, it is my legal and God-given duty to instruct you how to get a bikini body. So here goes:
1. Take one body, probably yours.
2. Take one bikini, probably yours.
3. Put bikini on body.